Little Something for Towel Day May 25

I know most of you are probably busy with all the usual Towel Day preparations. Laundering your towel, brushing up on your Vogon Poetry, making sure your second head has combed his hair. But It's good to pause and remember the reason for the season. Without a Salmon of Doubt, it's a day for writers everywhere to let down their shorts and give themselves permission to write something really silly and clever.